I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
See also: why it’s a good thing I don’t have a death note.
Celebrate, for today someone is picking up the keys for their first killer robot.
A newly minted witch is casting their first spell. A ghost is haunting for the first time, a skeleton is creaking as it raises from the grave, an alchemist is cackling with peels of horrific joy.
The wide, wild world is full of darkness and wonderment.
But now I have competiton.
Get better at what you do.